|Advance Auto Parts Monster Truck Jam in DC's Verizon Center|
Mike (my husband): So, did you and the girls enjoy the Monster Truck Jam?
Mike: I said, how was the Monster Truck Jam?
Me: YES, WE MADE IT ON TIME. IT WAS A LOT MORE FUN THAN I EXPECTED!
Mike: I get the impression it was loud?
Me: THERE WERE SIX ENORMOUS TRUCKS AND EACH ONE HAD TIRES TALLER THAN ME. ALL OF THEM HAD THEMES LIKE BATMAN OR MONSTER MUTT OR ILLUMINATOR -- ILLUMINATOR'S CAR LIT UP.
Mike: Can you hear me?
Me: THEY STARTED OUT WITH A WHEELIE COMPETITION AND ONE OF THEM ALMOST FLIPPED OVER -- IT WAS EXCITING! THAT WAS FOLLOWED BY A FEW "RACES" THAT INCLUDED A JUMP. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH AIR SOME OF THESE THINGS GET!
Mike: I guess we won't be going to a movie this evening.
Me: THE TRUCK JAM FINISHED WITH A FREE-STYLE COMPETITION. IN BETWEEN, THEY HAD AN ATV RACE PITTING A MEN'S TEAM AGAINST A WOMEN'S TEAM, THEY ALSO HAD A "BATTLE" BETWEEN TRANSFORMER TRUCKS. I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS REALLY A LOT OF FUN!
Mike: Maybe I'll go with you next time.
Me: YOU SHOULD GO WITH US NEXT TIME. BUT WE'LL NEED TO TAKE EAR PLUGS. WE SAT IN THE HIGHEST SECTION OF THE ARENA AND IT WAS STILL SHOCKINGLY LOUD!
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